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a funny story... read on.

a funny story... read on.
Belindac

A group of third and fourth graders, accompanied by two young female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack that happened to be Flemington, to learn something about thoroughbred racehorses.

As usual with children, a bathroom stop was needed early in the visit and one teacher took the girls and the other the boys.

don,t know if I can do this here but I just read this and had a goo laugh so thoughi I would pass it on. its a funny story about a field trip.....

The teacher that was assigned to the boys waited patiently outside as her charges disappeared into the Mens room.

After a few minutes one of the boys came out and explained that none of them could reach the urinals, they were set just too high on the wall.

Having little choice she entered the toilet block and began helping the boys with their pants and began hoisting them one at a time onto the lip of the urinal, holding onto their little tiddling tools, she directed the flow.

As she lifted one of them up and pointed his willy at the stainless steel bowl she noticed that he was particularly well endowed, trying not to stare she remarked, "You must be in the fourth grade".

"No Ma'am" he grinned, "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the fourth race....but thanks for the lift, anyway.
 
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lulujackson
Hi belindac, very funny but some how I don't think I will ever be able to watch the grand national again in quite the same way...lol
 
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bigmamma3
oh my god,is that really true belindac,i will have to show that to hubby when he gets up,i might print that and keep it in my bag so if i feel down,i can look at it and cheer myself up,i might even put it on the wall in the kitchen
that has cheered up my otherwise miersable day
BM3
 
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...smurfette..._UNSUBSCRIBED
Thanks Belindac - you've just given myself and my hubbie a good laff xx
 
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Category: Education
Subcategory: Special Education
Opened: 15/05/2008
Close: 13/06/2008
Total Opinions: 4
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