The middle of the keyboard is really irritating you for some reason, is it not? Is there a fly on there, spilt some food or just using your forehead to type again?
If your going to teach people the alphabet be sure to learn it yourself first mate. I am so sorry for your lack of education, what happened love could your parents not afford shoes to send you to school in. if you need the name of a good charity shop I'm sure the good folk of toluna can find you one. by the way your even dumber than your alphabet if you think toluna will pay you for this rubbish.
Glad to see this person has been unsubscribed. It is quite frustrating when you are trying to clear out new opinions and you have one like this that has no meaning. Maybe it is written in code and we just have to break the code and then translate it. Maybe its part of a secret society. Anyway won't be seeing anymore from this person. Must say the overall quality of most opinion topics has improved lately and I have been interested in about 90% of them, also the number of repeat topics appears to have decreased.
If you want to practice your typing skills you could always type the line 'The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog' as it contains all the letters of the alphabet. Either that, or tape a piece of paper over the keyboard and type with your hands underneath it if you want to learn to touch-type. With a little practice you'll find you get more accurate and can type faster, then you'll soon be able to rattle off eighty words on Toluna and earn yourself 100 points in doing so - yippee!